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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2012|12:11 am]
Fuck.
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2011|01:34 pm]
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(no subject) [Aug. 26th, 2010|05:37 pm]
Mars Bar 8/25/2010
DJ ArcSine
Bel Canto - Rumor (Abstract mix)
Bis - Chicago
Clock DVA - The sonology of sex
MLWTTKK Daisy chain 4 satan
Nitzer Ebb - Lightning man
Placebo - Every me, every you (Sneaker Pimps remix)
Siouxsie & the Banshees - Spellbound
Starsailor - 4 to the floor (Jaques luCont mix)
Blondie - The Hunter Gets Captured by the Game
Information Society - Pure energy (What’s on your dub mix)
Party Ben - Pump up the doorbell
Fantastic Plastic Machine - Todos os Desejos
Pepe Deluxe - Vamos Muchachos
Duke of Iron - The rhythm we want
Yolanda be cool - We speak no Americano
Dee-lite - What is love?
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic
Stereo MC’s - Connected
DJ Rapekit - Motion
God Lives Underwater - Fame
Yolanda Be Cool - Afro Nuts (DCUP mix)
Lionrock - Fire up the shoesaw
Coburn - We interrupt this programme
DJ ArcSine vs. DJ Glamazon
G:Tones on Tail - GO!
A:Blur - Girls and Boys
G:Nouvelle Vague - Dancing with myself
A:Ladytron - Destroy everything you touch
G:INXS - Original sin
A:Bis - Don’t let the rain come down
G:Chaka Khan - I feel for you
A:LL Cool J - Going back to Cali
G:Inner City - Good life
A:Dan Mei - My life on the crazy train sucks
G:New Order - Blue Monday
DJ Glamazon
Supreme Beings of leisure - Under the gun
Moev - No flash in the sky
Rob Dougan - Clubbed to death
Blue Six - Music and wine
Duran Duran - All she wants
Siouxsie and the Banshees - Cities in dust
Joy Division - Love will tear us apart
David Bowie - China Girl
Kidney Thieves - Feathers
Seal - Future Love Paradise
Concrete Blonde - Everybody Knows
The Smiths - How soon is now?
Goldfrapp - Strict machine
Resumed battle ArcSine vs Glamazon
A:Curve - Coming up roses (Dave Clark mix)
G:Sheila E - Love bizarre
A:Client - Lights go out
G:The Church - Under the Milky way
A:Love and Rockets - So Alive
G:Sneaker Pimps - Spin spin sugar (Armand’s dark garage mix)
A:Coburn - Razorblade (play Paul mix)
G:Sisters of Mercy - More
A:LCD Soundsystem - Disco infiltrator
G:Hard Drive - Deep inside
A:Bran Van 3000 - Drinkin’ in LA
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Sunday 8/22 at Mars Bar [Aug. 23rd, 2010|05:43 pm]
[status |accomplishedaccomplished]
[waveform |Client - Lights Go Out]

DJed last Sunday at Mars Bar, Dawn was going to join me (I have her to thank for the gig!), but wasn't feeling so hot, so I went solo. Doing next Wednesday as well, come on out! Here's Sunday's playlist:

Mr Oizo – Flatbeat (OMG find out what knobs do mix)
Information Society – What’s On Your Mind (Pure Energy)
Bis – Don’t Let the Rain Come Down
Stereo MCs – Disconnected
Portishead – Nobody Loves Me
Fantastic Plastic Machine – Love is Psychedelic
Benny Benassi – Love is Gonna Save Us
Meat Beat Manifesto – DV8
Coburn – Razorblade (Play Paul mix)
Die Warzau – Strike to the Body (Lil Louis mix)
DJ Y – Shut Up and Take Me Out
Daft Punk – HarderBetterFasterStronger (Breaker’s Breaks mix)
LCD Soundsystem – Daft Punk is Playing at My House
MARRS (bar) – Pump Up the Volume
Justice – DVNO
Public Image Limited – Rise
Love & Rockets – So Alive
Blondie – Atomic
Party Ben – Walking with a Ghost in Paris
Bis – Eurodisco (Les Rhythmes Digitales mix)
*Bis – Love Will Tear Us Apart
Cameo – Word Up
Beastie Boys – Body Movin’ (Fatboy Slim mix)
LaTour – People are Still Having Sex
Electric Six – Danger! High Voltage (Les Rythmes Digitales mix)
Junkie XL – Cities in Dust
DJ Tripp – We Want Your Gay Dwarf
Detroit Grand Poobahs – Sandwiches (Krafty Kuts mix)
Dunproofin – Groove is in the Girls
Fedde le Grand – Let Me Think About It
Miss Kittin – Frank Sinatra
Peaches – Fuck the Pain Away
Mint Royale – The Sexiest Man in Jamaica
Marc Nicholas – Maniac
Pizzicato 5 – CDJ
Royskopp – What Else is There (Jaques lu Cont mix)
Air – All I Need
Massive Attack – Teardrop
Calvin Harris – Acceptible in the 80s
Lords of Acid – I Must Increase my Bust (Detroit Hardcore mix)
CLP – Homecourt
Death in Vegas – Dirt
Reggie Watts – Fuck Shit Stack
Fantastic Plastic Machine – Black Dada
La Floa Maldita – Voyage Voyage
Bel Canto – In Zenith
Ladytron – Destroy Everything You Touch
Bertrand Bergalat – Sunshine Yellow
Propellerheads – Velvet Pants (Spare Pair mix)
Buffalo Daughter – Five Minutes
Esthereo – The World I Know
Folk Implosion – Natural One
Erasure – Stop!
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(no subject) [Jul. 1st, 2010|10:12 pm]
Going on the diet as of the 6th. On the 5th, I want to have one last send-off meal. What's the greasiest, most indulgent calorie bomb restaurant in Detroit? Upscale/downscale, it don't matta. Everything from the Forest Grille to the Bread Basket has been tossed out. If you had a last meal, what would it be?
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2010|09:36 pm]
[status |determineddetermined]

No pop, no alcohol, no fast food for all of July. Starting the Paleo diet on the 5th of July. Nothing but protein shakes for breakfast, home-cooked paleo meat and side for lunch and meat/side/dessert for dinner on weekdays. Got the page-long shopping list full of veggies to prove it. Gonna have an epic cookout, then portion out and freeze. Skirt steak fajitas, blackened catfish, jerk chiken, pot roast, pork chops and kraut, roasted root veggies, grilled cabbage with bacon dressing, marinated mushrooms, jamaican zucchini, gazpacho, peaches with almonds, and bananas with pears and honey. Should last me until the 16th, at which point I'll review my plan and come up with some new recipes if necessary. This is on top of biking to the gym, working out, and biking home three days a week. I'll be damned if I don't get my fucking six-pack now.
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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2010|09:10 pm]


Just got back from my first ride on my new bike, a Bianchi Camaleonete II. Oof, hills are hard. I sought long and hard for the right bike, and now that I've ridden it I think I made the right choice. Forgiving but rigid frame, street tires just wide and cut up enough to make the occasional lawn job detour, good components without being snobby, and forgiving to the newbie without being a dead-end leisure bike should I eventually not suck at this. Yay! By the way bike folks, just how am I supposed to secure my lock to my bike while I'm riding it so that it doesn't end up rubbing my wheels, or worse off sticking in my pedals?
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(no subject) [Jun. 5th, 2010|07:03 pm]
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[waveform |My new demo]





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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2010|02:11 pm]
[status |boredbored]
[waveform |Calvin Harris - Acceptable in the 80s]

Reddit AND Digg are both down. What the hell do you expect me to do at 2PM on a Friday, WORK?
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2010|02:28 pm]
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[Current Location |The gym]
[status |angrydumbbells]
[waveform |Dumbbells]

THIS IS MY DUMBBELL. IT IS MY LIFE.

Dumbbell-weighted pull-ups (clutch a dumbbell with your feet)
Dumbbell shrugs
Dumbbell upright row
Dumbbell skull crushers
Dumbbell curl
Dumbbell concentration curl
Dumbbell hammer curl (curls, curls, curls!)
Dumbbell flys
Dumbbell-weighted knee raises
Dumbbell farmer's walk

400 BABIES
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(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2010|01:50 pm]
[status |confusedconfused]

North Korean Linux.
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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2010|04:00 pm]
[status |iratebad-ass]

Now I am become Round-Up, destroyer of messy lawns.
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2010|07:51 pm]
[status |optimisticoptimistic]

Gardening time again!Collapse )
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2010|01:05 pm]
[status |amusedamused]

This is awesome. That is all.
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(no subject) [Mar. 17th, 2010|07:28 pm]
[status |soresore]

Workout has evolved, thanks to teh internets.

* Deadlift 1x10,3x5
* ATG Squat 1x10, 3x5
* Lateral arm raise 3x10
* Dumbbell bent-over row 3x10
* Decline Chest Press 3x10
* Chin-ups 3xF

Superset of:
* Dips 3x10
* Straight Leg Raises 3x10

* Plank 60sec
* Side planks 60sec each
* Treadmill/Elliptical 10min@6mph

Just did the first. Deadlifts first brings to light a serious deficit in back stretching. Ass-to-ground squats are grinding my hip joint, must correct form and use hip drive. Third set of EVERYTHING makes the world suck for a minute. I CAN DO A DAMN CHIN-UP NOW. 12 in fact. DOUBLE my previous record, which has stood since grade school, when I barely weighed anything anyway. Straight-leg raises can be easy or impossible, the difference is half a second of holding at the top. Going to be pushing for more like 15-20 min on the elliptical. Feels good man.
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(no subject) [Feb. 28th, 2010|03:01 pm]
2010 workout is coming along nicely. Gains are in the realm of 20% at the end of two months. I made some changes to the routine to adjust for body changes. Here's the current incarnation:

Deltoid abduction 2x20x20lbs
Dumbell hammer curl 4x5x35lbs
Dumbell wrist curl 2x10x30lbs
Dumbell row 2x10x50lbs
Bench press 4x5x105lbs (I know, I suck)
Barbell pullover 2x10x60lbs
Chest press 2x10x140lbs
Incline sit-up 2x15
Twist sit-up 2x10 each side
Front plank 60sec
Side planks 60sec each
Barbell shrug 2x10x185lbs
Deadlift 2x5x185lbs
Squat 4x5x185lbs
Good Morning 2x10x70lbs
Seated calf raise 2x10x195lbs
Jog 10min @ 6.2MPH
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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2010|06:22 pm]
[status |energeticenergetic]

This is my 2010 workout. I'm going to do this three times per week, 156 times in 2010.

10 min warmup run @ 7MPH
Weighted neck extension
Deltoid abduction
Upright barbell row
Underhand supine row
Dumbell hammer curl
Dumbell wrist curl (and reverse grip)
Dumbell row
Barbell pullover
Barbell shrug
Chest press
Incline sit-up
Twist sit-up
Front plank
Side planks
Front plank
Deadlift
Squat
Good Morning
Standing calf raise

I just did that for the first time, and I feel awesome. This is going to be my fit year.
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2009|09:20 pm]
[status |accomplishedaccomplished]

I ran a mile in 7:07. Nike+ site is being a cocksocket about pushing updates out, though. That is all.
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2009|10:28 am]
[status |anxiousanxious]

After 6 years, I finally need a new PC at home. The graphics card is failing, resulting in hourly crashes and severe artifacts and slow display response. It's sad to see the ol' girl go, and it really wasn't that slow except with full-screen FLV files, but it's just plain time. As you may know, as big a console gamer as I am, I don't game on my PC, and instead build my personal machine like a little bitty server. ROCK MOTHERFUCKING STABLE. Here's the scary geek words:

1x Intel Core i7-860 (4 2.8GHz cores, 1333MHz frontside)
1x Supermicro X8SIL-O motherboard
4GB Crucial DDR3-1333 Registered ECC RAM
1x Crucial 64GB MLC SSD
2x Seagate Barracuda 7200.12 500GB SATAII (for RAID1 share volume)
1x Plextor PX-880SA DVD-DL burner
1x Lian-Li PC-A05NB Minitower case
1x Antec BP550 550W modular PSU
1x Syba SD-U2HUB-4 4-port 3.5" internal USB hub
1x Alesis M1Active 320 USB monitors

And I'm reusing my Samsung 226bw LCD, Logitech LX8 mouse, and Unicomp Customizer 104 USB. Yes, it's massive, massive overkill. No, I do not care. I fully intend on this machine lasting another six years, and I don't want to open that case once in that entire length of time once I start installing the OS.


Oh, and in other news, I've officially gained my first five pounds of muscle from working out. Woot!
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2009|08:37 pm]
[status |aggravatedbuff]
[waveform |Starsailor - Four to the Floor (Thin White Duke mix)]

I can do this now. Just did. Phew! Gonna follow it up with some more planks, then get a shower. Was going to go to the gym, but I played video games until after they closed by accident (thought they did 6a-10p every day but Sunday). Ahh well, this works in my computer room, less stinky old dudes wobbling their cocks around right next to me.

EDIT: just did most of the routine again. Fuck, that trainer isn't kidding about improving stamina. He just kicks my ass an order of magnitude harder each time. My abs and lower back thank him!
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(no subject) [Nov. 12th, 2009|09:33 pm]
[status |exhaustedexhausted]
[waveform |Electric Six - Danger (Thin White Duke mix)]

Fire in the disco! Fire in the Taco Bell!
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(no subject) [Nov. 10th, 2009|07:11 pm]
[status |tiredtired]
[waveform |Princess Superstar - Perfect]

Third visit to the gym complete. First personal trainer session was yesterday. He confirmed my suspicions: first, I have zero lung capacity. Second (and directly related to the first), I have zero stamina. Working on both. Five minutes on the treadmill for the trainer to figure something about my heart rate, then about 15 minutes of calisthenics to see how many squats/jumping jacks/plank-to-pushups-on-a-ball I could do before collapsing. Not many. But more than I could have done a week ago.

Tonight, I circled the track for 25 minutes. 5 minutes walking to warm up, then 3 laps jogging, 1 running. Ended up walking like 5 laps, but averaged 9 minutes per mile for 2.3 miles in 20 minutes. Was told not to walk at all by the trainer, but I'm becoming extremely well versed at kicking my own ass and can handle that quite effectively thanks. Tomorrow's my day off, then the next trainer session. Got some of that "turbo super advanced wheyabolic" bullshit from GNC, doing 30 grams after each workout. We'll see how this goes after a month.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2009|09:18 am]
[status |amusedamused]

This image is dildos.
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(no subject) [Sep. 3rd, 2009|09:43 am]
[status |tiredweary]

My director of HR is outside my office, giving a dramatic reading of a play in a bid to mock her boss, the VP. This is my job.
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(no subject) [Aug. 17th, 2009|09:59 pm]
[status |accomplishedaccomplished]

8.93 miles. 2 hours, 37 minutes. 17:34/mi. ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY FIVE CALORIES MOTHERFUCKER. PAK. CHOOIE. UNF.
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(no subject) [Aug. 5th, 2009|08:12 pm]
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(no subject) [Jul. 16th, 2009|10:43 pm]
[status |tiredtired]
[waveform |Green Velvet - Answering Machine]

Ways I've helped to improve my company's IT environment:

Installed UTM firewall/proxy
Removed carpet from floor of server room, installed antistatic tile
Installed real, centralized UPS, tied all devices to it
Untangled horrible mess of cabling behind rack
Installed locking server cabinet, migrated servers in to it
Tied server room AC to backup generator so servers don't cook themselves during a power outage
Installed MOM/SMS/WSUS
Decommissioned overpriced, horrible ISP
Installed ISP with quadruple the throughput for the same price
Set up proper SMTP, installed antispam appliance
Stabilized mailserver
Decommissioned analog PBX
Installed Cisco switching and routing
Installed Cisco Unified Communications
Installed cable management
Labeled patch panel
Installed new wireless AP, re-purposed old AP for public wifi
Installed several new security cameras
Corrected issue with security camera playback, configured network playback client
Cleaned up Active Directory, put objects in logical containers
Deployed Office 2007
Deployed centrally-managed antivirus
Decommissioned 90% of garage-ware PCs, renewed to top-quality desktops and laptops
Reduced instances of multiple PCs per user
Deployed new flight operations application
Renewed all Blackberry devices to Curve or better
Consolidated and trimmed down cel inventory
Installed direct-wired wall plates at all desks
Deployed cost-efficient network printers
Held multiple training classes
Deployed VPN client
Installed three TVs with public information display capability
Installed four new access controlled doors
Corrected issues from security audit
Upgraded all displays to LCD
Authored IT Use policy for handbook
And I'm sure a bunch more stuff too
All while doing _all_ of the end-user support, all the maintenance, and all the auditing and management. Oh, and while getting divorced, quitting smoking, and dieting. All in a year and a half.
I deserve a raise goddamnit.
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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2009|10:02 pm]
[status |tiredtired]

Walked 24 miles last week, then skated 8 at Kensington. Unf. Slow's BBQ and Belgian beer were consumed, though, so this week I'm hitting the pavement extra hard. TDS Metrocom gave me an iPod Touch, so I've got motivation. Feels good man. Starting weight is technically unknown, but with full clothing, various crap in pockets, just ate, in the middle of a long night of poker (and thereby beer), I was 186. Current naked weight is 174.2. If I can count five pounds for shoes and clothes, and one for phone/keys, I've lost 5.8 pounds in just over three weeks. Fuck yeah.
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(no subject) [Jun. 26th, 2009|03:33 pm]
Anyone want to buy some switches? I've got a 24-port gigabit, two 24-port 10/100, and one 48-port 10/100 with 2 gigabit ports and 2 SFPs. Let's say $300 for the set or $150 for the all-gigabit, $100 for the 48port, and/or $75 apiece for the 24s. All rack mountable, all managed. HP ProCurves. Cute and cuddly Cthulhu not included.

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(no subject) [Jun. 18th, 2009|07:14 pm]
[status |amusedamused]

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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2009|08:34 pm]
[status |optimisticoptimistic]

So, after nigh 18 years of a sedentary lifestyle of pizza and video games, I've decided I'd like to be in shape. I'm about 175 pounds and a 34" waist now, which I suppose isn't bad. I'd like to be about the same but with a much, much lower BMI when I'm done. Right now I've got a burgeoning beer belly and about 1 1/2" love handles. I'd like to have a flat stomach and sides, a slimmer face, bigger legs, and the overall slight suggestion of muscle tone beneath taut skin. More Edward Norton in Fight Club than Brad Pitt.

To do this, I've started walking. I'm going to walk 4 miles a day, three days a week. I'm going to take in about 1300-1900 calories per day whether I exercise or not. It's actually pretty cool to get to be downtown every other day. Seeing neighborhoods, gardens, people passing by. The first day went badly overall, but was interesting. Decided I needed a goal and a reward, so I got two beers at Ashley's, which was my turnaround point. Of course, walking 4 miles burnt 400 calories, and two beers is 400 calories. On the way back, some jackass in a Miata was already over the crosswalk when I was trying to cross, and then started inching when I entered the street. Fucker actually nudged my knee. Sure, it was at .2 miles an hour and didn't even leave a bruise, but the asscactus hit me with his car. I responded by sitting down on his hood and putting my ring down pretty hard on the paint. He drove away, knowing if he said anything it would have to start with "so I hit this guy with my car, and..."

Today, I bought a pair of running shoes and a pedometer, and switched the beer for a 0-calorie drink. No booze tonight plus extra lean diet today means I took in 1100 calories and burned 400. Going to try to return the shoes, the lady said they don't come in different colors but their website says otherwise. I wore them home, so maybe I'm screwed, but meh. I can live with looking weird in black pants and silver/white/blue shoes. Thighs are a bit chapped again today, I don't even know if they make "walking shorts". They're probably just flabby, either they'll shrink or the skin will toughen up soon.

In the eating department, I'm still going to eat fast food every workday lunch. 3 tacos from Taco Bell with a bunch of hot sauce is still 490 calories. Hell, my favorite Quizno's sub is still only 700. Still going to eat nukables for dinner. Trying to keep those under 600, but that doesn't take much, most nukables are diet food anyway. On the weekends I'm going to eat whatever the hell I want, but maybe take ridiculous portions home with me instead of wolfing it all down.

So if I keep to this regimen, the internets say I'll lose 2 pounds a week without even taking exercise in to the equation That means I only have to do this for 5 months to get down to 140. With the exercise, maybe I can do it in 3. Maybe in the real world where I drink beer, slack off, and pig out, 6 months. Now I don't expect to ever actually weigh 140, that's just what I figure I weigh without any body fat or increase in muscle mass. In the end, I'd like to add 20 pounds of muscle mass, mostly in my back, tummy, and calves. So in the end, I'll be 160, but have a BMI closer to 21 than 28. The muscle building I'm partly doing now, but I plan on losing the weight and building the endurance first. Then I'll up the calories to about 2600 per day, add three eggs a day, cut the walking down to the YMCA and back, and start lifting weights and using machines. No funky protein shakes, no 20 pills a day. Just a multivitamin, some eggs, and enough daily calories to support an increase in muscle mass. I'll do this until I'm happy with myself, then recalculate what I need to do to maintain that weight with little to no exercise. Yes, I'm going to go right back to being lazy, just not eat as much. We'll see how it goes.
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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2009|08:19 pm]
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(no subject) [May. 2nd, 2009|06:20 pm]
[status |accomplishedaccomplished]

Dawn and I are motherfucking gardening pimps, yo.
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2009|04:48 pm]
Argh...

From: Guy I work with 
To: Me
Bingo!
_____________________________________________
From: Me 
To: Guy I work with
Then they screwed up their reply-to, or they’ve configured that address to refuse incoming mail
since it’s just for mass mailings and they want you to contact someone in particular. Check
for “do not reply to this” in the original email, it may be there.
_____________________________________________
From: Guy I work with 
To: Me
Still doesn’t make sense, I replied to their email?
_____________________________________________
From: Me 
To: Guy I work with
It means the address you sent to is wrong according to [their mailserver]
_____________________________________________
From: Guy I work with 
To: Me
Kevin, what does this mean?
_____________________
From: System Administrator 
To: Guy I work with

Your message did not reach some or all of the intended recipients.
[blah blah error message]
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(no subject) [Apr. 8th, 2009|12:00 am]
[status |amusedamused]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2009|05:46 pm]
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(no subject) [Mar. 2nd, 2009|03:15 pm]
[status |bitchybitchy]

Smoke-free again, same goes as last time. If I clock you in the throat for looking at me weird, I swear it's just the withdrawal. Here we go again.


QuitMeter Counter courtesy of www.quitmeter.com.

Minus $25 for cigars.
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2009|04:53 pm]
[status |aggravatedaggravated]

Gul-dernit, there seems to be no such thing as a rental cabin somewhere within 2 hours of Asheville, NC that has AC, is near swimmable/tube-able water of some kind, has a good view, has hiking, and is more than 100 feet from any adjacent buildings, but is accessible without having a bogger truck. Tarnation and such!
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Tonight! [Feb. 7th, 2009|11:48 am]
[Current Location |KMFDM - Megalomaniac]
[status |excitedexcited]



Tonight at City Club, DJ Glamazon joins resident DJs Pleasure Kitten & Jon Noble for a night of hard-edged Industrial, unrelenting EBM, and hypnotic Synthpop!

Doors as always at 10PM, drinks 'til 2AM, close at 4:30 or whenever you just can't take the blistering awesomeness in your face any longer. 18+ welcome, 21+ to get plastered. $3 to get in before 11PM, a scant four bucks thereafter.
The Amazon Goddess, the Killer Beauty, and the Living Legend join forces in the name of truth, justice, and rocking your fucking asses off! Be there or miss the hottest Industrial DJs in the D!


Because you're my awesome friend and you rule so hard, please repost the crap out of this! It's clubgoer-tested, DJ-approved.
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-=[SATURDAY @ CITY CLUB]=- [Feb. 2nd, 2009|10:43 pm]
[status |excitedexcited]
[waveform |Ayria - The Gun Song]



This Saturday the 7th, DJ Glamazon joins resident DJs Pleasure Kitten & Jon Noble for a night of hard-edged Industrial, unrelenting EBM, and hypnotic Synthpop!

Doors as always at 10PM, drinks 'til 2AM, close at 4:30 or whenever you just can't take the blistering awesomeness in your face any longer. 18+ welcome, 21+ to get plastered. $2 to get in before 11PM, a scant four bucks thereafter.
The Amazon Goddess, the Killer Beauty, and the Living Legend join forces in the name of truth, justice, and rocking your fucking asses off! Be there or miss the hottest Industrial DJs in the D!


Because you're my awesome friend and you rule so hard, please repost the crap out of this! It's clubgoer-tested, DJ-approved.
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(no subject) [Dec. 30th, 2008|09:06 am]
[status |impressedimpressed]
[waveform |DJ Earworm - Viva la Pop]



Let it be known that DJ Earworm knows his way around ProTools. A LOT.
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(no subject) [Nov. 25th, 2008|01:50 am]
[status |amusedamused]
[waveform |The Shirelles - There'll be Days Like This My Marmoset]



MARMOSET MAMBO GODDAMNIT!!!
Also lemurs.

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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2008|09:29 pm]
[Current Location |Mephisto's]
[status |pensivepensive]
[waveform |Genitorturers - I Touch Myself]

DJing the Phist tonight, plus I just found out that LJ supports Blackberry WAP. Neat! Anyway, come out and rock on.
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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2008|10:30 am]
[status |amusedamused]

OSHI


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(no subject) [Nov. 4th, 2008|01:36 pm]
[status |amusedamused]

BEST. PSYCHEOUT. EVAR.

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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2008|12:51 pm]
[status |amusedamused]

MOAR KAZOOS! MOAR MAMBO!!!

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(no subject) [Oct. 17th, 2008|03:00 pm]
[status |amusedamused]

I just found the best use for sloganizer. Now I know you know what I'm going to say already, but just act surprised anyway.

«deez nutz, whiter than the whitest!»
«Life's beautiful with deez nutz.»
«There's lots of fun in deez nutz.»
«Think. Feel. deez nutz.»
«Are you ready for deez nutz?»
«deez nutz for everybody.»
«deez nutz nonstop.»
«deez nutz will do anything for you.»
«The deez nutz effect.»
«Jesus loves deez nutz.»
It just keeps getting funnier! What? It doesn't? Fuck you then.
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(no subject) [Sep. 29th, 2008|03:20 pm]
[status |impressedimpressed]

This is the single coolest hack I've heard of in at least ten years.
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-=[TONIGHT @ MEPHISTO'S]=- [Sep. 19th, 2008|12:51 pm]
[status |optimisticoptimistic]
[waveform |Coburn - Razorblade (Play Paul mix)]



Tonight (Sep 19), DJs Glamazon and ArcSine celebrate their birthdays by going head to head in a clash of musical styles. Glamazon's light, funky alternative dance will be juxtaposed with ArcSine's harsh, unrelenting EBM. Of course, since it's our birthdays, everyone has sex (and cake)! Not enough for you? What about the fetish show upstairs, courtesy of Draconian Productions? How about a discount at the door if you bring a copy of the flier? Complimentary booze with flier, scantily-clad girls doing wildly inappropriate things to each other, and the best DJ duo around. You just can't miss this one.
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(no subject) [Sep. 16th, 2008|09:28 am]
[status |lovedloved]

There just aren't any words for this one. Bathe in it's awesomeness despite shitty cameraphone CCD.

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