||[Mar. 15th, 2002|03:05 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
|||||Bad Religion - 21st Century Digital Boy||]|
Emu runs rampant after pregnant donkey bite. This world is jacked up.
20something man = 14-year-old girl. Duh.
The government is declaring "atheist" a dirty word on vanity plates. WTF?!?
Better buy a whole bunch of them, you need a lot of therapy
More blatant betrayal from the separation of church and state
1. What was your first job?
First substantial income : Making laminated, personalized discount cards for my dad's Optometric office
First W-2 form official job : Halloween USA, I sold masks, costumes, and makeup.
First full-time 9-5 "career" : ADP, I started as tech support, did everything from Solaris administration, PBX programming, and hardware consultancy by the time I got axed
2. Have you ever had an affair or fling with someone you worked with?
Nope. Gross. I got one of my girlfriends a job at the haunted house I worked at, though
3. Have you ever shoplifted? If yes, what did you steal?
Yeah. Last thing I remember was a pack of batteries.
4. What was your favorite childhood toy?
My Commodore 64 and my TurboGrafx 16, baby
5. What are your plans this weekend?
Pick up the booful lady, go late-night grocery shopping, possibly drop off some games I'm lending to a friend, maybe hit the arcade, Bad Religion concert on Sunday.
Fucking amp... ARGH. It needs to go back to Klipsch, it's a certainty. Unfortunately, they're a bunch of idiots. I've spent all day trying to get an RMA, spoken to them only once. They didn't even know of my amp, told me to go out to my car (in the middle of a rainstorm) to get a model number. Guess what lady, Mondial's only made like 15 products, ever. It's not that fucking hard. There's not even a model number on it in the first place. I took down the serial number, and haven't been able to get a hold of them since. The PBX keeps dumping me to voicemail. Been sifting through other numbers.
Finally talked to a tech now, he said I'm better off replacing all the fuses, getting someone at the office to solder down a new power cord, glue down the binding post grip, and pray. Just got that done, G is my soldering hero. We'll find out tomorrow, I'm still waiting for the glue on the binding post grip to dry. Looking at what's in store for this weekend, though, I'm not too concerned.