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[Apr. 20th, 2002|11:28 am]
The Veritable TechNinja
I can fix this.
All I need is a tool or two,
I've acquired my share when I was growing up.
Why the fuck won't this bolt come off?

I can still fix this.
All I need is a set of ramps
To elevate, so I can slip under
Ow, there's gravel stuck to my back.

I can still fix this.
All I need is a few supplies
I can afford them, I'll splurge
The fitting is metric. Motherfucker.

I can still fix this.
All I need is to get this filter off
A little force should do!
Look at all the crap that got trapped in there...

I can still fix this.
All I need is a little patience.
Everything's draining now,
Yeah, that's it, let it all out.

I can still fix this.
All I need is to persevere
This is a lot easier than the toreass or the popbottle
Jesus fuck what's the hold-up?

I can still fix this.
Uh huh, who am I kidding?
Nobody ever showed me how
Little help here?
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From: intermezzonine
2002-04-20 08:47 am (UTC)
lol!

You sound like me under the hood of the Dragula. Except with me there'd be a "FUCK! Oh God, I'm bleeding... ah, screw it." in there, too.
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[User Picture]From: arcsine
2002-04-20 09:03 am (UTC)
Heh, that too. Can't tell you how much blood I lost the first time I tried to change the oil on my Saturn (the popbottle). I stabbed the filter with a screwdriver in order to turn it, ended up cutting my palm open on the hole it left. I think oil in your bloodstream is bad, but I'm still standing. Won't even get in to getting about a half gallon of gas sprayed in to my face trying to change my fuel filter (returnless system, no way to bleed it first).
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[User Picture]From: recovry
2002-04-20 09:54 am (UTC)
so out of pure curiousity, what are you trying to fix or tweak?
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[User Picture]From: nephilimnexus
2002-04-21 12:24 am (UTC)

Woa flashback!
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