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[Jul. 22nd, 2002|03:37 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
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Kids, don't stick your dangly bits in scanners

This was a funny article until that whole "it's a bird" thing came up

No more drinking in public, what if Nicole Kidman sees us?

Whorehouse IPO (work warning, bra-clad woman pic)

Women go to strip clubs to compare their bodies or to "learn to be sexy"

I hate my car. I really, really hate my car. It's not the EGR valve, at least not entirely. I set another pending code, which only cleared this morning with the reintroduction of premium fuel. It's not the plugs, they're fine. Good thing, too, as the dealership wants $7/pc for the _stock_ plugs, and I paid $8/pc for the spiff-ass Iridium ones in there now. I'm thinking I'll just ignore it and run midgrade fuel. Also, my AC blower resistor pack is burnt out again. Same problem, I have five fan speeds available on my air conditioning. Those speeds would be nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, and "can't open my eyes lest they immediately dry out and crust over". I know where it is now, and can do it myself, it's just that it takes contorionist skills to remove. That, and the part is $15. I called multiple dealerships, only one would admit that there's a problem. Of course, there's no fix. I'm thinking I might just make my own fix in the form of a big-ass case fan in there, splice it in to the 12 volt rail. Of course, this would entail disconnecting the batery again. And cutting in to thin jacketing on small-gague wire without severing it. Whee. I guess I'll be doing that instead of replacing my spark plugs tonight.
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[User Picture]From: witchchild
2002-07-22 01:17 pm (UTC)
about the last story...

"gee, only reason I go to see strippers is to oogle the naked femaleness!"
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[User Picture]From: arcsine
2002-07-22 01:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I meant for it to be a farcial title. Of course the increase in women in strip clubs is related to the increase in bi/lesbian women, at least in part. Still, it's a good article, if it assumes too much. They could be right, a lot of women never really "learn to be sexy".
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[User Picture]From: witchchild
2002-07-23 07:03 am (UTC)
They could be right, a lot of women never really "learn to be sexy".

This sounds like something that would start a huge conversation between my friend Trish and I. Very simply, women aren't given much encouragement to BE sexy, because those who are, and can be honest about it, often get labelled horribly and are not to be taken as "seriously." It's pretty sad.
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[User Picture]From: arcsine
2002-07-23 11:45 am (UTC)
Therein lies the rub (pun intended). Some women who do learn to be sexy after being inhibited for so many years often tend to overdo it, thus acquiring the facade of loose morals. Perchance it would be better if the woman came to her SO to ask what they think is sexy, rather than learning from those who are already confirmed to be of weak moral fiber. Thus, sexuality is kept intimate and personalised between a couple, and doesn't intrude on the woman's public image.
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[User Picture]From: gingersnapp
2002-07-23 05:25 am (UTC)
Kids, don't stick your dangly bits in scanners

I am horribly disappointed with which "dangly bit" was caught. This story was false advertising.
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[User Picture]From: arcsine
2002-07-23 06:03 am (UTC)
Hey, and the one about the blue tits wasn't?
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[User Picture]From: recovry
2002-07-24 02:23 pm (UTC)
you know I'm in a pathetic state of sexual stop-motion. The only article I looked at was the one that mentioned the bra-clad women. I need help.
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