||[Jul. 17th, 2004|04:10 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
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What should I name her?
Sugoi - Japanese for Awesome
Charai - Japanese for loose woman
Being that I'm a sick and twisted individual...I'd name him Pee Wee Gaskins...and here's why:
When he was a young boy Pee Wee watched a cobra eat a live rat at a carnival. According to a later confession he penned, that was the first time he felt attracted to violence. Dubbed America's meanest killer, Pee Wee was always in trouble with the law. He spent most of his youth in and out of reform school and later prison. Because of his pint-size, Pee Wee had to be the "girlfriend" of older, more powerful prisoners. He soon put an end to it by killing a highly regarded inmate while the man was taking a shit, making him a jailhouse legend for the rest of his stay.
In 1969, after being released from prison, Pee Wee got back to killing at an alarming rate. He made a distinction between his "coastal kills," -- people he found while driving around the roadways of the American South that he killed for pleasure -- and his "serious murders," -- people he knew that he killed for specific reasons. Aside from killing, Pee Wee had a thriving business fencing stolen cars. He operated his fencing business out of several properties around the Carolinas. There he also slaughtered many of his prey. His other favorite hunting grounds were the coastal highways, where every six weeks, he went hunting to quell his feelings of "bother-someness."
In the early '80s, Pee Wee was named the "Meanest Man in America" for killing another inmate while in Maximum Security. For his fearless homicidal stunt, Pee Wee was given the death penalty. He was fried on September 6, 1991. His total hits might well have been over two hundred, but law enforcement sources found it impossible to verify all his claims. In the excellent post-mortem auto-biography, "Final Truth," Pee Wee waxed poetic about how he had "a special mind" that gave him "permission to kill."
I would name my car after a serial killer would be awesome for 2 reasons.
1) The conversations with the person you are with in the car.
2) You car is already awesome...but oh man, the intimidation...
I thought about Sakura, but I figured you can't have a blue cherry. It may well become Lum, after the main character of Urusei Yatsura.
It's good, but it's a little too country. I'm going to have to drive it some more before I come up with something.
I like the idea of Sugoi.
nevermind my question, thats the new wrx right?
Kind of. It's got a similar engine to the WRX STi, but it's a midsize car. It's actually got a lot of the STi parts in it, which is slick. I get my rally race monster and I can fit myself, Preety, and some groceries in it too.