||[Jun. 8th, 2005|11:19 am]
The Veritable TechNinja
So I used to have two cube neighbors when I moved in to this office. K, who is the IT businesswoman supreme, and R, sushi lunch partner and king of snark. R was replaced by a Truman Capote guy. He just made an odd bit of conversation that ended with "if I mistake your cube for mine one more time I'm going to end up in your lap". No, Truman Capote, I don't like teh weenis.
Tub = pwn3d. Bathroom floor = pwn3d. Toilet = pwn3d. Counter = pwn3d. Insecurities and hang-ups = pwn3d. I actually managed to break the mop I was so hardcore. I tore up a Chore Boy heavy duty sponge in one use. Bon Ami is awesome, and it still took three passes with it to get the non-slip part looking passable. Magic Eraser does nothing to mildew in tile grout or rust stains on fiberglass. Tilex mildew root penetrator is useless unless combined with some kind of crazy-ass wire brush which I don't have. Will get one. Next, on to the kitchen and laundry room, plus sheet washage and a second vacuum pass.