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The Veritable TechNinja

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[Sep. 30th, 2001|07:16 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
[status |funkadelic]
[waveform |Digital Underground - Humpty Dance]

A'ight stop what you're doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The standards and the tenets that you're used to
I look funny, but yo, I'm makin' money, see?
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new dork in town
And my sound's laid down by the P.A.L.
I'll drink a bottle of Jager you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is ArcSine pronounced with an ArcSine
Yo drum loops, oh how I like to funk thee
And all the rivetheads in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin tall, yall, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to scream, I like my beats stumbling
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this straight gothic fop attack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your ramen and your Penguins
Hey yo punk girl, c'mere, are you ticklish?
Yeah I called you punk, look at me I'm noisy
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the wounds
I once got busy in the City Club bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm morbid but it just don't phase me
I'm still gettin' in the play lists
And I've even got my own dance

The ArcSine dance is your chance to do the dump
Do the Core Dump, just watch me do the Core Dump

People say yo ArcSine, you're really scary looking
That's all right 'cause I get things cooking
You stare, you glare, you constantly try to compare me
But you can't get near me
I'm givin more, see, and on the floor be
All the girls, they adore me
Ah yes ladies, I'm really being sincere
Because in the 69 my spikes'll tickle your rear
My ego is big, oh no I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get moshed by the ravers, but you know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin and my stereo is large
I get stoopid, I shoot Chartreuse like Da5id
I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on Polycontrale, and if you missed it
I'm the one who said "just kick 'em in the biscuits"
Also told you that I like to bite
Well yeah, I guess it's obvious I also like to fight
All you had to do is give ArcSine a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance

The ArcSine dance is your chance to do the Dump
Do the Core Dump, c'mon do the Core Dump

Aww yeah, that's the break y'all
Let in a little of that bass groove right here
*00ntz* *00ntz* *00ntz* *00ntz*
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Let me you a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do, check it out

First I stomp to the side like my mind was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy, whacked, funky
People say "you look like Eskil Simonson on crack ArcSine"
That's all right because my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, ArcSine's my name
No two people will do it the same
You've got it down when you appear to be in pain
Stompin, jumpin, punchin
Get around, stomping on toes
And when a preppy chump points his finger like a stunt
Tell 'em "step off, I'm doin' the dump"

The ArcSine dance is your chance to do the dump
Do the Core Dump, just watch me do the Core Dump
Goth people, Do the Core Dump, do the Core Dump
Rivet people, Do the Core Dump, do the Core Dump
Ravers, Do the Core Dump, do the Core Dump
Spectators, Do the Core Dump, do the Core Dump
Do the Core Dump, do the Core Dump
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Comments:
From: meta_x
2001-09-30 07:23 pm (UTC)
and, oh yeah, in case i didn't mention it earlier, you're fucking loony.

<3
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[User Picture]From: arcsine
2001-09-30 09:49 pm (UTC)
Watch it, or I might just decide not to make that powernoise mix of People Are Still Having Sex...
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From: meta_x
2001-09-30 10:48 pm (UTC)
*pout*
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[User Picture]From: inkybloater
2001-10-01 03:04 pm (UTC)
ummmm.... blink?

Ever considered going out for the job position of "the freak-version of Weird Al?"
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