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Symbol recognition test. [Feb. 22nd, 2002|06:05 pm]
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Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL (135%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (115%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (110%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]

Junkfood (120%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi (260%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Cthulhu (130%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Goth (155%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Gaming (130%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Industrial (230%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

BBCB (120%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Religion (180%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit (125%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British (250%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan (130%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Southampton (154%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Discordia (250%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics (215%)
Stop caring!

Brand Names (185%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism (143%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Computer Games (130%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (165%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Ultima (200%)
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (100%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (110%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Cars (125%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: recovry
2002-02-22 03:47 pm (UTC)
might sound dumb here, but was that a survey?
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