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[Aug. 19th, 2002|01:30 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
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[waveform |The Graceful Failure - Mellow Corridor]

Six-hour lawnmower joyride

Gold ring found inside an apple

Freeway wang-painting sparks riot

Machette-wielding gatecrashers

Get booted? Get back!

Please return your tray tables to the upri... AGGGH!

Beer goggles effect legitimized by science

Man finds crack in a suitcase, thinks it's soap

Uh huh, sure, it's an "undercover operation"

Couple gets it on in a church while radio station provides play-by-play

Boys and girls, this is why we told you drugs are bad

Promoters find way around Italy's no-tolerance anti-rave laws

Surprisingly, this isn't the first time when a giant chunk of frozen portapotty sludge fell from a landing plane

Ugh... Where am I? Moving P really took a lot out of me. I spent most of the weekend in a semi-conscious haze, with a pounding headache. I feel all right now, but I hope I'm not the only one. P was feeling under the weather this weekend, too, worse than I was. I felt terrible for her, but there really wasn't anything I could do. I guess I'll just have to pamper her tonight, and for the rest of the week.
In other news, I got my new address and phone number today. The phone isn't set in stone just yet, but I'll post it when it is. I have to call when I'm moved in at my new place to have my power turned off at the old place, but that's all right. The cable is going to the hard part. I have to turn in my old cablemodem and digital cable receiver at my old office, then get new ones. Fuck, I like my old cablemodem, it's a "dumb" device, as in you can't tell it to do nasty things like cap me. Oh well, maybe the new one will be more stable. DSL seems to be a wasteland, plagued by the same problems cablemodem incurs. Oh well.

[User Picture]From: recovry
2002-08-19 03:21 pm (UTC)
About the third from the bottom:

Psychopathia Sexualis -
I'm in love with a horse that came from Dallas
My parents hit the roof!
when I bought a ring to fit her hoof.

- Lenny Bruce
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