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[Oct. 18th, 2002|01:05 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
[status |got a headache]
[waveform |MP - Tumultus Puparum]

Power Glove for PCs. It's been done.

Raccoons slowly taking over Germany

Man calls fire department to help him get his hand out of the toilet drain

A gentle reminder to LJ and the world at large to LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL

Slices of preserved zombie brain built in to chips for testing

Well, that was an interesting experience. I sat through yet another terrifying fast food discussion. This time, it's a bunch of businessmen who apparently make bible-quoting pocket organizer things. They sat there and argued over revisions and translations of the bible, all wearing high-priced suits and eating high-priced fast food. If that isn't profiting from the population's general lack of mental independence, I don't know what is.
Anyway, I did a lot of cleaning up at my place last night. Moved a lot of unnecessary stuff in to the storage room, did the dishes, took out Jiji's litter. Speaking of Jiji, she's gone exponentially more insane. Now, instead of just sitting wide-eyed in a corner, jerking her head around to watch the "martians", she now speaks to them. Still with the random running and hiding, too. Yes, my cat likes to sit in the kitchen with a terrified look on her face, watching imaginary martians fly around the room, randomly meowing or skittering away in fear. She's not even in my line of sight at the time, so I know she's not just trying to tell me something. I'd like to cram catnip down the ex's throat until it fries her neurons, too. Jiji no longer eats catnip, she merely rubs it in to her head. If you give her some on the floor or in a bowl, she'll just lie down and rub it in to her ears and forehead. I call it kitty hallucinogen osmosis, or KHO. Yes, she's still obsessed with her own butt.