||[Dec. 19th, 2003|05:37 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
|||||Fantastic Plastic Machine - Electric Lady Land||]|
Okay, Studio RTA furniture from Best Buy might look neat, but I have a feeling that RTA stands for Rage-inducing To Assemble. Mother fucker, this thing is hard to put together. The instructions have four, count 'em, four illustrations. There's about 20 steps for each illustration, and none of them indicate which parts to use unless you flip to the back and try to figure out what the parts illustrations are referring to. AUGH. This thing better not trick me up and have me tear it back down to put on something I didn't notice, or it's getting turned in to a martial arts practice dummy.
Not only did I put the backplate on backwards, but it's too fucking big to fit through my geek-room door. Not only am I going to have to COMPLETELY disassemble it, but I'm going to have to put it back together in the already cramped geek-room. Hopefully, I'll be done by 10:00, when P is supposed to call. NEVER, EVER buy one of these fucking things.