||[Apr. 2nd, 2004|03:36 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
Today was really hectic. I got out of bed reluctantly. I feel old. I'm so old. Last night I had to drive P home. I want to tell the world to stop calling the goddamn batphone at work. I am on fire. Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I had to kill a man in cold blood to get it. Here's a picture of the carpet and the corner of my thumb. I want to say thanks to everyone in my group for calling in sick and leaving me here to clean up the entire fucking queue. I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination. You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is. Nads. That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with Gushing open wounds.
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