||[Apr. 8th, 2004|12:12 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"...build a routing table that shows which machines are available on which interfaces"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My L2 team schedule, complete with midnight-9AM on the weekend fuck-over shift
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV
The last thing I clearly remember was a show by Jackie Chan explaining his choreography and special effects techniques. I was basically flipping channels after that. Predator was on for a while, though.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
WXDS on the radio in the cube next to me
7: When did you last step outside?
10:00, on the way in to work.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
9: What are you wearing?
My Snug fleece shirt, my grey formal Cargos, and my Matterhorn 1997s.
10: Did you dream last night?
11: When did you last laugh?
When someone asked me for support on a plantfloor server's third party app.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
The cube walls are tan fabric, the wall walls are actually all glass.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Ducks in my front yard, just hanging out for no apparent reason, not scared of my cat.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
It's got a few new ideas, so I like it.
15: What is the last film you saw?
In theatres? Eternal Sunshine.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A serious fucking home theatre system.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You don't know anything about me, theoretically you're a random quiz-writing stranger. But to humour you (?), I can't stand the taste of orange juice.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
One common language, one common market.
19: Do you like to dance?
Not very much, basically only when I have some serious aggression to take out.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
He's an archvillain that ruined my job market while seizing a relatively defenseless nation for his own gain.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't intend to have children.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See the other question marked as #21.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Sure, I'd like to. I wouldn't want to unless I had lost hold of everything I have here, though.
23: Will you pass on this survey?
Unless I'm the one currently reading it, then I already have.