||[May. 28th, 2004|06:57 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
|||||Sneaker Pimps - Low Five||]|
Well, my criminal stat just went up by 1. I was trying to get around the road llamas that didn't realize they were boxing me in and wavering between 65 and 80 in the fast lane, and I mashed the gas to do it. Little did I know that their last fluxuation in speed was due to the fact that a cop car had just pulled in to the turnaround. Oops. I decided that my insurance premiums suck as it is, so I got off at the immediate exit. Since I used to live down that way, I stopped in the old CVS and picked up some stuff I needed before heading back out. This is also a good tactic as a cop can't give you a ticket if you're not operating your vehicle when they hit the lights & sirens. No sooner than I got to the edge of the driveway back on to the road, the cop drives by. Err... Um... Decided to go right instead of left, took the service drive for a while, then local roads home. No sign of any Dukes of Hazard-style APB ambush, and I can still afford to own a car. Yay.