|Inspired by too_much_info
||[Sep. 11th, 2004|02:53 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
|||||King Missile - Gay & Not Gay||]|
Why can't some people drop a deuce in a bathroom when there's someone else in it? I mean, the room's designed so that more than one person can shit at once. It's a goddamn bathroom, it's going to smell like poo. No amount of Sam Fisher-esque poo tactics can take away the fact that your brown bomber may make noise of some kind or even *gasp* leave an odor of some kind. I'm more likely to share a laugh and a high five with the reliever having finished his dirty business in a loud-and-proud fashion than give them the (huhhhhh) stink-eye. Everybody Poops. It's a published fact, see ISBN 0916291456. If your shit doesn't stink, go buy an expensive car. If you enter the bathroom while I'm turtle-heading, you'd better get ready for NASA to call splashdown. I'm going to flush two or three times to make sure I don't plug up the toilet (because that _is_ gross, because I know I don't have the balls to ask for rubber gloves and a bucket instead of just walking away like a mugging bystander). If you're having turd issues, your best bet is to scope out the bathroom with most to all of your spare time, or get in to the habit of bringing plastic bags with you on your covert trips to the janitor's closet.