|Inebriation is what grows in the abundance of liquor.
||[Sep. 26th, 2004|05:15 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
|||||Ocean's Eleven Soundtrack - $160M Chinese Man||]|
So, everyone needs to know the truth. Rum is awesome. There's all different kinds, from fru-fru chocolate to dark rums that could strip the paint off a boat. Best of all, it can help you forget the difference between dreams and reality, fucking up your sense of balance. Or just get you hosed. So for those who aren't lit yet ...
RUM CONTROL - These are the FACTS
Rum is good with various mixers, especially pineapple and coke.
Rum has been around a long time, but it's not like wine that's all about being really old.
Rum will never be a girly drink, even if your mixers end up making it pink.
I hope that clears everything up. Now, go out and enjoy a nice Appleton and Coke, or a Cruzan and pineapple, or just a plain old Bacardi and... Bacardi.
< < drink up / / get loaded > >
Apologies to nephilimnexus for the parody.