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[Nov. 8th, 2004|04:59 pm]
The Veritable TechNinja
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That's TONIGHT, people!

SBT Advisory:
Upon further review of my material, I have concluded that the Strategic Beat Technicians will be taking control of the site and implementing a series of beats so relentless that you may be overcome. As a preventative measure, please take in to consideration the severity of these vicious beats, and prepare yourself. The SBT suggests plenty of rest, proper hydration, and a series of warm-up exercises, such as the one explained in detail below:

  • Start with feet apart, hands resting at your sides. Breathe deeply in through your nose, out through your mouth.

  • Fall over, overcome with sheer beat-based jubilation.

  • Get back up, wonder briefly what has happened to you. Dust yourself off. Assess your injuries and your current stamina.

  • Approach the DJ booth, identify your designated Strategic Beat Technician, and request he hand you back your ass.

Exercise will be repeated throughout the night, so we ask you to be prepared. Do not stand too close to walls or furniture as they may complicate your injuries. If you are having trouble completing the exercise, please inform your designated Strategic Beat Technician and he will be glad to assist you in finding the proper beat with which to rock out.