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[Jun. 29th, 2005|12:00 am]
The Veritable TechNinja
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By limitedbythesky

Onslaught Stats

Formed: 28th June 2005
Split: 21st December 2009
Best Album: 'Spicers Capsize' 10/10 in the NME (Album of the Year 2007.)
Best Single: 'Eucharis Vagrant Alcoves Notturno Saucing' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 12th April 2006.)
Records Sold: 3,368,758 in total (1,367,293 albums, 2,001,465 singles).
Reputation: NME band
Groupies: bwahaha has the remarkable tendancy to come on tour more than a lifetime of roadies.
Otherarcsine spent most of 2006 hiding from angry fans who earnestly threatened to capture Onslaught's founder and beat them around the head with a wet fish.

Onslaught Member Profiles


arcsine's deadpan vocal delivery is revered by most of the bands hardcore fans but is acknowledged by very few in the musical industry.


Although prone to the odd bum note onstage, soliceseven more than compensates for this through their cool temprament and professionalism.

meta_x is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However meta_x spends too much time trying to emulate their influences.

A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned Onslaught's drummer thehaloproject in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.

m_saint posseses a wealth of potential but runs the risk of never actualising it. They seem to spend more time in the tabloids with their latest criminal offence spread across the pages than at the keyboard practicing.

Single Releases

# Title Date
36 Dunces Variably Scum Smiling Aug 2005
52 Sockless Nov 2005
27 Assegais Retinite Jan 2006
20 Eucharis Vagrant Alcoves Notturno Saucing Apr 2006
9 Interns Woodnote Sleepy Araceous Bullets Loosing Mar 2007
4 Infought Humours Ashram Civvies Dress Agnosias May 2007
1 Plover Accreted Depictor Coalier Jun 2007
2 Kilties Muezzins Jul 2007
2 Carpale Diacetyl Reddling Abeyancy Aug 2008
1 Memoirs Centrums Reef Ulvas Oct 2008
2 Stobbing Midland Egad Dec 2008
2 Impure Randier Tokenism Bloomy Cyanate Jan 2009

Album Releases

# Title Date
29 Cowherd Octanol Berries Vanillic Jun 2005
N/A Spicers Capsize Jan 2007
2 Aware Jun 2008

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