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[Aug. 30th, 2001|08:47 am]
The Veritable TechNinja
1. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't? Escape the human condition

2. What time of the day do you like to take a shit? Usually while I'm at work. I'm one of the rare workpoopers. My toilet at home is "inadequate to my pooflushing needs".

3. What is your ideal marriage location? The huge-ass house I'd just bought for us to live in

4. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? Korg Triton

5. What's your favorite sexual position? side-by-side... I'd give you the proper term from the Kama Sutra, but I generally don't bring it to work with me

6. Favorite fabric? Velvet. Someone please kill this wimpy little goth inside

7. Something you love and hate? Buying a couch

8. What kind of bedding do you use? Plain black T-shirt sheets. I'm a bed minimalist

9. What kind of soap do you use? I don't know, it's green I think

10. Do you tell your friends about your sex life? To some extent

11. What's the one language you want to learn? Nihongo

12. How do you eat an apple? I don't

13. What do you order at a bar? (in Canada, mind you) J�ger and ginger ale

14. Have you ever pierced your body parts? Never pierced myself, no

15. Do you have tattoos? Big plans, no results

16. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? Sure, but I don't think I'd ever get plastic surgery

17. What's one of the "funnest" things you've ever done? The butt patrol. Ask me when I'm drunk. No, this has nothing to do with sex.

18. Do you drive stick? I can shift reasonably well, but I'm only a few steps above "can't find it, grind it"

19. What's one trait you hate in a person? Ulterior motives

20. What's the soonest that you've slept with someone (or hypothetically)? One-night stand a few times, all with women I've known for a good while beforehand

21. What kind of watch(es) do you wear? The one my dad gave me that he won as a door prize

22. Most frivolous purchase? $100-and-something on one stupid outfit at Sak's that I almost never wear.

23. Do you consider yourself materialistic? I consider myself to be beyond materialism, but I return often

24. What do you cook the best? Yang Chow fried rice

25. Favorite writing instrument? Keyboard. My handwriting sucks ass.

26. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? Neither

27. Do you have anything monogrammed? Nope. Have a few pairs of pants that my mom managed to "tag" with my name when I moved out for college

28. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Hell no.

29. What's one car you will never buy? A pickup truck/SUV/anything abusively huge for no reason

30. Have you ever done drugs? Not hard drugs, but yes

31. What kind of books do you like to read? Technical manuals, Mythos fiction, theosophy, religious texts

32. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Hire a CPA to help me keep track of it all

33. Burial or cremation? Burial

34. How many online journals do you read regularly? 24, plus a few of my closer friends' "friends" pages.

35. What's one thing you're a sore loser at? Fighting games

36. If you don't like a person, how do you show it? I lose my tact and start being rude and discourteous

37. How many drinks before you're tipsy? 3

38. Favorite kind of p0rn? Odd pr0n. Stileproject pr0n.

39. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Uh, yes.

40. Do you cry in front of friends? I don't think I've cried since some time last year

41. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? obnoxious

42. What's one thing you like to do alone? think

43. What's the worst thing you ever said to someone? "Suckle the shit from my 'roids, you cock-smoking fucknozzle"

44. Are you a giver or a taker? I'm a good-natured, open and giving person. This means I'm a sucker.

45. What have you stolen before? Batteries, but that's the only thing I can remember

46. When's the right time to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other? Never.

47. Favorite communication method? Actual speech

48. What is one thing you don't leave home without? Smokes

49. How often do you have sex? not as often as I'd like

50. What's the most painful experience you've ever had? Having a surgical needle specifically designed to core out a section of flesh rammed through the head of my penis.

From: ex_gingersna479
2001-08-30 06:29 am (UTC)
"2. What time of the day do you like to take a shit? Usually while I'm at work. I'm one of the rare workpoopers. My toilet at home is "inadequate to my pooflushing needs"."

Great. Just great, Kevin. There is now Coca Cola all over my fucking monitor. Pooflushing needs... ;-)
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