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The Veritable TechNinja
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Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Go read Brunching
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Read some Enid Blyton.
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Brand Names (185%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games (130%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (165%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
If you find one tell us.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock (110%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.